Tuesday, February 27, 2007

leather bombers

i dont care what anyone says, or whatever the circumstances are...

it is NEVER ok to wear pajamas to the grocery store.
or for that matter, in public at all.

and it is especially never ok to wear pajama pants
with a leather bomber that was probably made in 1982.
as you buy tv dinners and store-brand potato chips.
this combination of things can only result in living alone with cats.
many, many cats.

i can only assume that the woman who was doing this
lives alone with all of her cats
and is probably a star wars fan.

2 comments:

becki said...

dear judgy judgswiegel,

I think that sometimes it's okay to wear pajamas in public.

in christ and non-judgmentally yours,
two toes.

thispresentsojourn said...

my "pajamas" are these blue abercrombie shorts i have owned since 1998.

i often wear them to the grocery store. i hope you are still able to accept me!