the shopping cart

is it just me, or is it a universal code
that no matter which shopping cart you choose,
you'll end up with the worst one in the store?

where are the good carts?
the wheels that work,
the carts that don't have sticky stuff on them
that may or may not be a body fluid of some sort,
the ones that have been thoroughly soaked
with WD40 so they don't sound like a dying cat.
where are these carts??

there has GOT to be a good cart company out there.
where is this company?
who do they sell their carts to?
because that's where i want to be shopping.
i don't know about everybody else...